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Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

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Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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Did I mention there’s a time jump between Seasons 5 and 6 Because apparently that’s a thing that’s happening, during which time Kurt and Blaine will have decided they’re too young to get married and Blaine will have returned to Lima to date Karofsky. Look. Karofsky’s story was as subtle as a kick to the dick, but there was a sweetness to it. But if you think for a single second that Blaine Anderson would date the guy who physically and psychologically tortured the love of his life, you are bonaners. BO.NAN.ERS. Sigh. Another of course, I guess. Of course these writers will handle their most beloved couple’s final episodes with the grace of a tyrannosaurus rex at brunch. Finger sandwiches? Fuck that noise. Not when you can eat the whole head off a live cow!


Accurate Infographic: “Glee” Season 6 Shitshow Matrix by Heather Hogan | September 16, 2014 (via jenndesq)


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Click and read the whole article…It’s worth it.

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Next best bit:

 Rachel and Kurt will leave their lives behind in New York City and return to McKinley High School to wallow in the small town mire they spent four entire seasons plotting to leave behind. Yes, that’s right. Glee has decided to take a piss on the one single thing it has been consistent about for six years: Rachel and Kurt’s desire and drive and ability to Make Their Dreams Come True. I mean, in some ways of course the writers were going to do this. They’ve made it clear that Will Schuester’s half-witted, mansplaining, petulant, banal, casually racist/sexist/biphobic/transmisogynistic wanker personality is the beacon to which all true heroes should aspire—so why not have Rachel and Kurt abandon their successes in the greatest city on earth to come home and coach their high school show choir? Maybe Mr. Schue can give them a crash course on how to gyrate with students while singing about how awesome it is to date rape!

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Amber Riley poses with a fan, Los Angeles, September 12, 2014
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Asos Maxi Dress With Cut Out In Floral Print - $51.42 (half price!)

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So when your child in the Sims 4 maxes out their social skill, they can begin to work on Charisma. While in a confident mood, I noticed that my child had the option to “Practice Pick-Up Lines” in the mirror. Very age appropriate. Doing this stretched her arms and legs and made her hover above the ground. 

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