piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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kidsigh:

IM SCREAMING. Somebody just came up to me in the mall and gave this to me


6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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meatbicyclevevo:

me to my sad friend:

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.


happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

ok but really
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun
royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!